How do you address yourself when things get sticky?

[petra]

I can't be the only person who regularly talks to herself in times of discontent. What terms do you use to address yourself when things are complicated or unpleasant?

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[fred_mouse]

The only one I can think of at the moment is 'bloody stupid human', which I only do when I've been programming all day and make yet another foolish error (I am not a programmer. I just work as one). It is just foolish enough that it breaks the cranky/swearing cycle for a while.

[petra]

If it works for you, go with it.